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translation: "i'm about to give you quite a present... in my pants."
Haha... Joe, I love it!
It is more blessed to give than to receive.
well said pops. i'm the one who always gets to recieve her little presents. let me tell you...those are some gifts i don't enjoy unwrapping.
learn to love those little packages. they have little messages in them. "Mom, I'm feeling good. I'm eating right." "Mom, I don't feel so good today. Can you help me?" "Mom, I ate something that didn't agree with me." They are wonderful little notes from the backside. (You've heard of the darkside. Well, this is a little different, but it can be dark.)
that is the most disgusting thing i've heard today.
some days there's no packages, which usually means "mom, prepare yourself, i will soon explode"